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/ Johnny is a canon pairing. Untitled # 1

I said this for years. I always said, since the days of bloody Edward . And tonight, as David is, properly speaking, a dildo in a lather, I had the damned and now confirmed, as is fitting, are practically ecstatic contemplation. The imagination must be set aside when the reality is actually better than any fucking invention.
As the title suggests, I can testify. And you can believe me when I say - and rightly - that this pig
Tim Burton (hi, sir. I'm Santa and I'm fifteen and you can really believe me If I told you that I'm in love with you. Would you marry me, sir?)
(yes, yes, occhei, I'll stop XDD)
complete moron and that Johnny Depp fucking . I challenge humanity to contradict me, fuck.
That is, since 1994. And
Sweeney Todd now.


brief but intense review by S. about a film that would have been better to watch alone (no offense to all those people who was with me in the hall) (can also take offense David) .
There was once a gray world with red stains of blood, cannibals, sweet-ovens, Severus Snape (Alan Rickman to the century, here ), Peter Pettigrew (Timothy Spall for his friends, here) and all sex that Tim Burton is able to put in a movie where 99.99% of the shots is a close up of a lot like Johnny Depp Edward , but with the tuft Malgioglio (the remaining 0.01% is London in a black, white and red and the nose of Severus, as well as the divine tits Helena Bonham Carter - Bellatrix is, among other things - photographic evidence here.
(Tim, beloved, are you sure you do not want to direct the next Harry Potter ? It Could Be nice, think about it). However
. Once upon a time in London, beautiful flowers and a little man named Benjamin Barker (Johnny, of course) who lives in a world in technicolor with his wife Lucy and baby / infant / asexual out to be a child and that haunt us with a tear-jerking love story for the duration of the film.
We zoom in on this story in the form of meringue, so after we have all the white canvas to the cannibals and tits Helena. In practice, a sailor blonde, young, cute and the tune is walking and making his cock for a road, when you realize some diaphanous girl at the window and falls in love madly . But of course, for that matter. The girl - who is in a totally obvious to the birds singing together about their common condition (read: cage) - and he realizes, as we all expected from the start, he falls in love in turn. Unfortunately, the diaphanous
fancuilla is none other than the protected area of the old fox that Snape's - ah-ah! - Not only do not let it leave the house except to go to church, but also wants to marry her to reduce the final boiling spirits that she should have but did not.
The young sailor, therefore, asks an old woman ( keep an eye on the little old lady! ) Who is this girl and, well: it is Johanna.
course will eventually be the only ones to escape and lived happily ever after, fuck off. move to serious things.
Benjamin Barker, as I said before being interrupted by random romance, is the barber and is so happy to arouse the envy of Severus Snape for the occasion calls himself Judge Turpin. Codest Judge is, as it should be, infatuated with the beautiful young wife of Benjamin, and what will you do to achieve it, against our barber / eye socket?
Obviously, he does jail. Goodbye, Johnny.
Judge Snape, then, let the woman find the time (in the sense that palliate disappear and show his face only in the very last two minutes of the entire film) and kidnaps the girl who is also the female lead of the meringue.
Meanwhile, the barber / eye socket is released from prison and became Mr. T. - Drum roll and eye here. He was born Sweeney Todd.
After years of captivity, his London is no longer in technicolor, but is gray and tastes like shit. It is a horrible London in which all deserve to die: in this case, who killed his wife and held captive her child.
E'a this point in the story of Helena peeps that genius which, of course, is my favorite character. We analyze the matter for good.
I. E'lei the genius who called the barber / eye socket Mr. T. and is a name that is so damn good that I sganasciare laughter.
II. At one point the film makes a colorful dream in which she and Mr. T. wearing clothes that now I want desperately not to be missed.
III. E'l'unico character that makes a beautiful death . No, I'm not kidding. Ends in a blast furnace, which was launched by his eternal love Mr. T. and death is the only original, because all others are trivially killed those blessed with razors.
IV. It is the when his business partner, taken from misanthropy more entrenched, they decide to kill each other all the cooking.
There are many other reasons, but now I do not date we recall the TV on.
However, Helena becomes Robin of our Bat / eye socket. It is the person who goaded him into going, which gives him the chair on which to cut the throats and that will also provide a murderess, and then an epilogue.
died when, after he cut his throat, Mr. T. recognizes the old woman who had urged him to keep an eye on his wife because she believed she was dead, Helena, had they reported. Throws in the high-oven and here comes his lovely original death. But who pays
breaks, says the paper, and Mr. T. pay with his own razor, brutally killed by the hub of Helena, God rest his soul.
Now that we have revealed the essential features of the plot, we can finally go to the beloved criticism. Let's start by saying that
is one of those movies in my Tim going to sneak in the same vein of Nightmare and not that of Big Fish .
There are symbols, scenes, characters. There are colors, even.
fundamental, of course, is to vary the size of this gray and the colorful dreams and memories - and differentiation follows, then, that varies between different shades of gray: those tending to black, and red first, then.
recognize without any difficulty the size of sets and costumes, makeup, hair.
My first thought, just noticing the scenery, it was: God, I want the video game inspired by this film. The second: God, do not you never would end.
The costumes, of course, with Victorian capital V. for Vendetta. Stuff to put the willies - especially if you touch the clothes of Helena, which, moreover, are the perfect type.
and makeup and hair, well, 'just look here.
The best scene? The daydream of Helena.
The worst scene? All the scenes with those tabloid fuss about the couple of the year.
The best odds? last my arm is complete - Mr T.
The adjective that starts and finishes in my mouth talking about Sweeney Todd is, without doubt, predictable.
's not a bad thing. Quite the contrary. But David anticipate every move of every character and this is wrong. May be due to the genius of David (also no) or the proximity of the plot of the film to the entire production Nightmariana Tim Burton.
But correct me when I remember to mind that Sweeney Todd is a musical.
The plot, moreover, would not change if Johnny Depp does not sing, but nobody in the world would miss the singing prowess of genius.
And nobody in the world, no one would know to live without the music and texts, the divine interpretations of the characters (in this case Helena and Snape, but of course everyone else, how could it be otherwise?) And last but not Last of the masterpieces of the genius that is Tim Burton visonario.
That, no doubt, fuck with her protagonist. Oh-oh, yes.

But I want to break an orange (I know it is not like the saying XD) in favor of David's cock. Early
really every single scene.
But then, what can we do it is clear that Sweeney Todd is born and dies on the skin of Johnny Depp: It was written for his strings from his love \u0026lt;3
How to enjoy being right.